I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
Yo i’d like to know what he did to deserve this
"Fuck this one person in particular" - God
what was that about lightening never strikes twice?